called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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