a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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