dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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