College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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