I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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