dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
And then he peed in my hair
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