My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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