So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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