were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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