I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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