I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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