and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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