After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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