i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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