3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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