She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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