My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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