new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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