Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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