I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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