there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize