Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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