So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My feet surprised me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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