is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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