Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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