I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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