youre lurking in front of me
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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