Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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