Barsexuality is the new black.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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