so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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