He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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