Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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