She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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