Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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