That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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