i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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