Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
