I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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