Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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