Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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