How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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