when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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