So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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