High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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