Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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