I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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