It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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