You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
No stitches, just platelets and will power
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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