I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
wow bdsm is so cute
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
