This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I forget how to act sober
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