I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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