You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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