my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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