i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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