so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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