she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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